Beginning with 2009 models, all family cars will have to come equipped with soundproof barriers behind the front seats.
Dads will be required to sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door (and, therefore, the parade of cranky nightwalkers in footy pajamas).
National and local weather alerts will also be able to predict temper tantrums.
MY FAVORITE!
For every hour of baby-induced sleep deprivation you endure, the government will compensate you with a state-sponsored spa experience, including a 60-minute stond massage, aromatherapy facial, and all the things you'd dream of if you ever got any sleep!
Have a blessed Tuesday!
2 comments:
Too funny, sign me up for the last one!!!
I am up for the sound barrier. Then I would not hear max and sam fight connnnnstantly in the back seat!!
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