One Liners

Carter has been filling our days with laughter and all his hysterical one liners these days! So in an attempt to remember the all, I thought I should document them all somewhere!

When Cory was frying turkeys for a church function, he went to the church to pick up two big birds. As Cory was bringing them in the house, Carter saw them and cried out, "the church kills turkeys?!" Later that day, Cory also fried us a couple of small whole chickens. Once Carter saw that, he exclaimed..."the church kills chickens too?!?!"

While watching a ball game on TV, carter was playing in the living room. The AFLAC commercial came on, not really sure which one, but I know it is set in an office, and there is a goat eating paper. After it was over Carter said, "that is why you don't take a goat to a library!"

We have a cute little Christmas cartoon called "The Very First Noel" and after watching today while in the car, Carter asked me, "What about the second Noel?"

Last week we saw some ducks in a small lake we drive by often, I said something about they better hurry and fly south for the winter. Carter questioned what south was, so I tried to explain mentioning Texas and Mexico. He then said, "Oh, you mean south like Haiti."

This is all I can remember at the moment...he cracks us up!